But where to find all these stuff right. So, don't worry, In this post I have sorted and collected some amazing, best, funny, attitude, love, quotes and short facebook status for you. I'm sure you will definitely like them.
Facebook Status Updates (fb Status) :-
1) The reason good men are hard to find is because they're usually too busy working.2) You are the reason behind why I log-in to facebook everyday.
3) I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it....
4) "Unfriend" on Facebook... Is the modern form of Childhood "Katti".
5) I Still Remember Those Days When Photos Were Taken For Memories & Not For Facebook Profiles..!! :-| ;)
6) Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
7) Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
8) My _|_ salutes you.
9) The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can't ;)
10) Relationship now a days.... start wid poking And... end wid blocking :p :)
11) tyle is a way to say who you are without speaking.
12) Ladies, if he calls you crazy, don't get upset. Crazy girls are better in bed so take it as a compliment. But stab him, just in case...
13) 2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn't like my posts.
14) The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.
15) I was content with my life till people started sharing pictures of their vacations, cars and parties on Facebook!
16) I had a facebook crush, it all ended after her photoshop trial version expired.
17) Sometimes people a high five on the face with a CHAIR.
18) When I first joined Facebook I never thought this sh*t would be this addictive.
19) If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
20) I guess actions Speak Everything..... Not a Facebook Status!!!
21) I will win not immediately, but Definitely.
22) The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!
23) People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to ".JPEG"
24) My attitude is based on how you treat me.
25) I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision. My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR
26) One spelling mistake in your update and there you find illegitimate sons and daughters of englishmen to correct it. :D :P
27) Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
28) You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.
29) Getting Blocked by your GF/BF on Facebook is like electronic Divorce :p :D
30) My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.
31) I don't mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
32) Dear Facebook..! Plz change your "What's on your mind" to "Copied..??...Now Paste Here"! :P :P :P:P
33) If you can;t convince them, confuse them.
34) There Are Lessons In Life That Cannot Be Taught In School That's Why There Is.... F A C E B O O K...:p :D :O
35) On social networking sites, the winner of any argument is always the one with better English. :D
36) The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
37) Send me game request and Win Free "Unfriend" .. :P
38) The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
39) According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
40) When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin...just in case
41) If a plan didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
42) Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that.... i:e Facebook :xd
43) Growing up teachers always told me there was no such thing as a stupid question. Eight years in retail has determined that was a lie.
44) People on facebook dont even bother to say HI.. but they never forget to wish you birthday! how cute :)
45) Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
46) Note to self: Next time, don't use "continue" as the Safe Word.
47) Facebook and Twitter are becoming new favorite investigative tools for divorce lawyers.:p=D
48) You need a rajnikanth's heart... to reject a Girl's request on facebook =)) :p
49) I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
50) What is the problem of boys on facebook, They fell in love with fake profile... And it hurts them :-P :-P
51) I need a fixed income. Mine is broken.
52) Is convinced Facebook is a time machine. . . I only came on a minute ago and already 2 hours have passed!?
53) I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
54) Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
55) I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
56) WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!..
57) I login to Facebook, I get bored, but i still don't wanna leave it.
58) I love food, napping on the couch, and getting super excited about car rides, I'm basically a golden retriever.
59) When I'll Die, I'll Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To - "Is Chilling With God"
60) There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
61) "I'm on my way." -People who haven't even left the house yet.
62) It really sucks when the only status that comes to your mind is something you can't share :/ :P
63) I'm sorry my fault. I forgot you're an Idiot.
64) Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
65) Smartness is a perfect beauty.
66) I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
67) 'Dream' as if you'll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one...
68) So you're checking my status.. :D
69) Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
70) I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
71) Just because my status is "Single"... doesn't mean I am 'Available'.. It's just that my family members are in my friends list on Facebook.
72) Facebook is in relationship with youtube..:-P
73) Dear FACEBOOK! Don't show us so much attitude, You can't even Sign Up without us Yours Sincerely: Msn, Yahoo, Gmail, Hotmail :P
74) How Stories Will Begin In The Future "Once Upon A Timeline..." :D
75) Whenever I See Your name in My notifications I Don't Know Why, I automatically Smile :)
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